Nothing like a memo to make you feel special

Wow, have you seen this memo?  I would guess that this organization is not one on the Top 100 Best Places to work. Ye gads, everyone there must live in their own little cocoon.   It’s times like these that I think about these humorous emails that get sent around where they suggest playing tricks in the office.  One that I remember is to: stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming. Or, next time you are in an elevator, loudly proclaim “stop touching me.” A friend and I were talking last night and she suggested walking into the elevator and facing everyone.  Any favorites of yours?